I had to leave my lab today to go rub one out in the because my lab TA is so hot.

Where are all the stoner chicks at MSU?

A lot of guys (and maybe girls) aren't going to like what I'm about to say, but I tend to be most attracted to larger penises, like in the 8" range. I've slept with guys who are small and they tend to be more insecure and their junk just doesn't hit the spot for me. I want to feel that primal sense of awe while staring up at a tower of phallus. My whole body starts shaking just thinking about it. As long as the guy is humble (no need to BE a tool when you are already packing a superior tool) I will always have multiple orgasms.

Not a total size queen though, because anything 5.5 and more will do the job. But micropenis and wieners that are like 4" just make me kinda sad, lol.

Just took the batteries out of my vibrator to replace the wii ones.. priorities.

I want to be a woman but I'm terrified that I'd get murdered or something if I transitioned and it makes me really sad.

I take an inordinate amount of pleasure crop dusting freshies in the dining hall. Taste my wrath!

why is it if scientists were to discover even a single bacteria on another planet the whole world would shit themselves and pull their shirts over their heads in excitement, unanimously deeming the bacteria "alive" and precious. YET an unborn fetus is just "a clump of cells" with no value?

Got drunk on hoot wine last weekend and woke up next to a 250 pounder, never drinking that crazy shit again