I really want to make-out with a girl in a steam room, is that too much to ask?

Am I the only one around here who has not seen 50 Shades of Grey?

That moment when you realize you forgot your phone at work.

So I just read about the new ASMSU student body president and I hope he does nothing but good things for the campus...but in the comments from said article someone spoke about him doing a video on "how just one drink can essentially fuck up your college career" did the last president of the student body make a mistake? Yes but dear god, she is just a person. People make mistakes, this is a college town. People drink..some make dumb decisions and drive..but one drink to ruin your college career? Sorry but that is just incorrect. People are so quick to judge and hate on people who don't deserve it. I hate the judgey people of this town, heaven forbid this new ASMSU student body president farts on a butterfly we better start a damn Riot for that too!

I just transferred here and I hate the way that the fraternities are treated here, like holy fuck let them throw parties we are college coeds.

Why is it so weird for a young 20's girl to wear nice clothes? I came to class in a suit because I had to go straight to work after. I didnt' get complements. I got comments. WTF? Now I feel insecure.

The biochem exam was way longer than any of the practice exams. I didn't finish. I knew all of the material but didn't have the time. I don't know what I'm going to do if I don't pass this class.

Dude dude dude dude dude dude dude

I just figured out why I'm still a virgin

I don't have Netflix!