#24612 Am I wrong or is the girl with a gray motorcycle...unreal? Who is she? Why am I so aroused?

#24611 I like to drink a lot and do drugs because I secretly ope that I'll die from it.

#24610 For those of you who wear cowboy hats, you'll be pleased to know that it's no longer than 19th Century. Grow up.

#24609 I confess that I am nervous about attending next year because I'm worried there will be no hot guys.

#24608 I couldn't care less what you do outside of class. If you show up with unfocused, bloodshot eyes I know you just smoked a bowl. I'm not stupid. It's neither here nor there, and it's not my business. The only thing I ask is that you do the homework assignments and read the required readings in the book somewhere between toke-up sessions. It's not exactly a "group" project if I have to pull your weight.

#24607 It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin... to generic.

#24606 To the guy who was quoting that Sci-Fi book over the preachers... You are awesome. Stay classy.

#24605 About a year ago I broke up with a boy who loved me more than anyone else ever has. He truly was the most selfless person I had ever met. But I felt so young and the commitment scared the shit out of me. Breaking his heart was so hard for me and I handled the complete wrong way. I didn't want to feel bad for my decision anymore so ignored him every time he reached out to me and I began to see other guys. And that just made him miserable for so long. I've been with 4 different guys since I left him and they all turned out to be assholes. And the entire time I was out being a little whore, he was flying solo. I feel that he still loved me long after I left him. Now I just miss him so much, but I lost my chance to be with him. He deserves so much better. I took his loving nature for granted. For all the girls out there. If you've got a similar situation to mine, please please don't let yourself regret anything like this. Don't take for granted the good men who love you and would do anything for you.