#24637 Damn man I just took a shit the size of California, it felt completely amazing after

#24636 All of you people who go through posts and comments to pick at grammar mistakes are pathetic. It must be exhausting to have to prove your intelligence to the all these people you don't even know.

#24635 I normally don't take a second look at guys but Alex 'Dat Ass' Patterson has made me turn my head a few times...

#24634 I want to be mad that I got a parking ticket, but damn it makes for great filter papers

#24633 I avoid dating and romantic relationships because I'm afraid I'll fall in love and give up on my dreams.

#24632 I got a great, high paying internship this year where I could have saved over $10,000 after paying for rent/food/taxes etc. Or I could have spent it on a new car (the car I drive is much older than I am) or invested it or spent it on hookers and fruit snacks. But no, I had to dump it all into student loans because interest rates are horseshit.

#24631 Well I seem to have done the impossible in this town and actually tell the person I like I have feelings for them. My biggest fear now is that I should have waited until I knew how they felt. Worst comes to worst I totally alienated them and that's why I'm haven't heard from them since that night. #pronoungame

#24630 What's with guys giving their address to you on tinder when you haven't even met them? Has that actually worked for getting a girl? Why would I go over to a complete strangers house?
Take that girl out and stop expecting sex just because you're a "nice guy."