Monday, 28 April 2014 10:38 AM
I can not stand my roommate even though they think I like them. Very disrespectful and rude.
Monday, 21 April 2014 12:58 PM
Half the people I'm friends with make me cringe.
Monday, 10 February 2014 02:26 PM
I was so drunk that I karate-chopped a bong off of the counter and broke it.
Thursday, 29 August 2013 10:51 AM
#27 I secretly love One Direction and Justin Beiber. I'm a guy. Help me.
Thursday, 29 August 2013 10:49 AM
#28 I harshly judge the parents of overweight children. I know I shouldn't because I'm not a parent but come on. If your 8 year old child weighs as much as a 20 year old, there's a problem. And that problem is you keep feeding him/her twinkies and chips instead of apples and salads. So don't do it.
Wednesday, 17 July 2013 06:46 PM
#25 Had to pull an all-nighter. Ate an entire box of donuts to stay awake. Obesity, here I come. Thank you summer classes.
Monday, 08 July 2013 11:03 PM
#26 After years of pledging abstinence, I finally had sex. It wasn't with somebody special, or with somebody I even really knew. It sure was awesome, though. . .
Friday, 21 June 2013 06:12 PM
#24 I really miss those super cheap pizzas that they use to serve us for lunch in the cafeteria. Those things were so good!