I can not stand my roommate even though they think I like them. Very disrespectful and rude.

Half the people I'm friends with make me cringe.

I was so drunk that I karate-chopped a bong off of the counter and broke it.

#27 I secretly love One Direction and Justin Beiber. I'm a guy. Help me.

#28 I harshly judge the parents of overweight children. I know I shouldn't because I'm not a parent but come on. If your 8 year old child weighs as much as a 20 year old, there's a problem. And that problem is you keep feeding him/her twinkies and chips instead of apples and salads. So don't do it.

#25 Had to pull an all-nighter. Ate an entire box of donuts to stay awake. Obesity, here I come. Thank you summer classes.

#26 After years of pledging abstinence, I finally had sex. It wasn't with somebody special, or with somebody I even really knew. It sure was awesome, though. . .

#24 I really miss those super cheap pizzas that they use to serve us for lunch in the cafeteria. Those things were so good!