There is this really annoying guy on my floor, so I vomited in his shower.

There are so many gay hookups in Cudahy late in the night, it's unreal. Not only have I been a part, I've seen guys sucking each other off.

i had sex in my roommates bed and my boyfriend came on her pillow. oops.

This one time, I woke up on some random couch in an apartment and I am pretty sure that my leg was broken.

During my freshman year, I lived with the filthiest roommate in history. He literally lived in a pile of dirty laundry and garbage. Yet he was obsessed with trying to hook up with girls despite his grotesque appearance and his poor fashion style. One night, he finally brought a girl back to the room and they got intimate on the filthy futon...for about 10 seconds. He told her not to tell anyone. She told EVERYONE.

I go to sleep in all of my classes

I had a gnarly bruise on my leg in the beginning of the year. Every time someone asked me how I got it I said I had no idea.....when it was really from when a guy and I fell off his lofted bed

I'm pretty sure my roommate doesn't wash her underwear