Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:34 AM
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Yesterday one of the Carnegie basement bathrooms reeked of sour cream and onion chips for hours except that can't have actually been the source of the smell so WHAT WAS IT
Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:34 AM
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The Bigelow Basement ALWAYS has and always will smell bad. The three certainties in life:Death, taxes, and bad smelling basement am I right?!?
Thursday, 13 April 2017 12:43 AM
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Fuck the police too, while we're at it
Wednesday, 12 April 2017 10:43 PM
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Sometimes I feel really maternal toward my friend groups. When someone comments on the group or the people therein, I transform into a dramatic, southern mother and want to yell, "Don't touch ma babies!"
Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:54 PM
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When I ask people why they aren't studying away, I really want to know why they wouldn't choose to get away from Mac for a bit.
Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:44 PM
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If your quest to have sex in every building on campus involves a significant other, I am not impressed. If you're not boning a different person (preferably a stranger) in each building, do not tell me about it.
Wednesday, 12 April 2017 09:17 PM
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I'm not usually around with jocks and I admire them for who they are, yet I still have the burning question: why do some Mac sport teams lost so frequently and injured themselves so often? What do you need to succeed? (no gatorade pls)
Wednesday, 12 April 2017 08:43 PM
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I'm too embarrassed to ask anyone whether Mac Conspiracy Theories is satirical or not