In response to the confessions about having sex in academic buildings: As a virgin I'm so confused how these events transpire. Are y'all studying and decide now would be a good time for a sex break? And what happens after the sex study break? Do you go back to studying (or doing homework instead of each other)? So many questions.

For those white noise people protesting Eurocentricity at Macalester, isn't this place a Scottish founded school? Therefore don't you expect there to be a Eurocentric aspect? If you knew this place was of Scottish descent and was obviously proud of it, (i.e. Bagpipes at everything under the sun?) why would you come here if you knew you were just going to be offended by it and protest it?

Everyone thinks there's a dog that's been shitting on the sidewalk, but I've been meticulously placing each turd.

it pisses me off when people don't say please and thank you. like I get that your life is stressful and sometimes you're in a hurry, but it takes no effort to say thanks when you swipe into cafe mac or tap your bus pass and you could make someone's day.

stopwhitenoise.com

It used to be girls after bad boys, but now I find myself chasing after these half-shaved-blue-hair-black-lipstick-septum-ring feminists thinking: I can change her.

Who would win in a fight:
Hello Kitty (unstoppable force) or Garfield (immovable object)?

For real though, the best way to reach a starving college student's heart is through their arteries. #sendfoodsnotnudes