PINEAPPLE IS A REAL PIZZA TOPPING

Please someone start a matchmaking service on campus. I will pay!

When there is more traffic on Mac Confessions about defending Kevin the Dog's Honors than the posts about hating POC...

Kevin would be less subpar had he been a cat.

As an Asian male, I also feel pretty desexualized and often extremely pessimistic about my romantic life. But I always remind myself that I probably won't have a single wrinkle till all them white boys go bald and their teeth start to get loose.

Macalester students are really good at being mean to each other on Facebook. And not much good at anything else as far as I can tell.
2 unrelated confessions in one.
Best part about mac confessions is its a much larger platform than I would have under any other circumstance. Too bad a bunch of trolls know that too.

Replace what mac students say about white, straight, Christian males with "Jew" and you feel like you are reading straight out of Mein Kampf.

Property rights are kinda just stupid