#13 I really wish someone would write a Mac Compliments post about me.

#12 I don't understand how the majority of cigarette smokers at Macalester started smoking. Most of them come from a highly educated background where the negative effects of smoking were drilled into your brain from a young age.

#11 I think it's stupid that we don't have water bottles in vending machines but we have full vending machines with soda in plastic bottles. Sometimes at the gym or something I just forget my water bottle and I'd like to have one (that I will reuse) and it's so illogical that I can go get a coke and waste just as much plastic but I can't get water. It's either ban all plastic bottles or ban none.

#10 I cried when Dak died in The Empire Strikes Back.

#9 It hurts my feelings when people say they are excited to graduate.

#8 I didn't notice that my printer in the library was set to single-sided until it was too late. Then I considered recycling it and reprinting double-sided because at Mac it's better to look like you care than to actually do the right thing.

#4 I'm waiting eagerly for the day when you give in and get a friendsy too, so just hurry up and do it already!

#5 No, shower curtain I do not want to touch you. Can I please just take one shower without you assaulting me???