#53 I had sex for the first time this weekend and it hurt a lot, but luckily the guy left before I started bawling my eyes out.

#52 I really want to get one of those sweet-ass "Back to Back World War Champs" t-shirts.

#51 It's somewhat mind-blowing to me that there are weekend nights when you literally cannot find a party, and it makes me question my decision to come here

#50 I'm not sure who the bigger jackasses are. The ones who go out of their way to try to care or the ones who go out of their way to try not to care.

#49 Sometimes I feel like I have completely distinct personalities that swap around depending on the situation, and who act completely differently than one another. I'm afraid to find out if I'm just being an idiot, and of course act differently around other people, or if I really do have something wrong with me.

#48 If your high school was a private, "college-preparatory", or "magnet" high school, I kind of hate you. Part of it's jealousy, sure. But why do you deserve a better secondary education than me just because I was born in one place and you were born in another? How can your (presumably liberal) parents claim to support public schools when they refused to put you in them?

#47 I can't confess anything on here because this school is too small and I fear being recognized

#46 This one time at band camp I was so high I fell asleep outside the c house but I was standing up.