#77 Do you girls on Friendsy have nothing better to do than calling each other 'beautiful' and 'bestest?' SMH.

#75 There are quite a few attractive people here whom I have wanted to approach from time to time, but they are always looking like they are not interested in anyone because they're the career-oriented type so no one ends up approaching them.

#76 The frequent commenters on here need to find a new hobby, ASAP. Seriously, people. Knitting? Ice climbing? Toe jam making? Those who comment on literally nearly every post need something else to do.

#73 I'm pretty sure some of the 'frequent commenters' here only exist on Mac Confessions.

#72 Looking at bagel porn because I miss New York.

#71 I stabbed a kid in high school

#74 >Year 3099, Cis-Herstorical Time
>Be Anar-Queer Trans-species+gender Wolf-Boy Trans-Abled Socialist-Furry
>Preferred pronouns: They, Them (I'm old-fashioned, just like Dad and Dad and Dad)
>Preferred tense, future perfect
>Basically your average college student
>Teacher is taking attendance on first day of Orientation
>Can barely hear teacher over riotous noise of screaming protesters outside, like usual
>Today Asian-Americans and LGTBQAA groups are clashing over who is more oppressed, because "orientation" sounds like "Oriental" but also like "Sexual Orientation"
>Teacher reads my name loudly, then pauses to check my preferred pronouns and tense
>"Will they have been present here?"
>I raise my hand
>"Yes, professor, we will have been present"
>The teacher smiles and sighs in relief at not having triggered anyone during attendance
>Teacher makes eye contact with me as she smiles, baring her teeth in an inadvertant intimidation display
>My furry instincts kick in, and my phantom tail curls under my groin to shield my phantom testicles
>I am so triggered I nearly stand, by my ableness-orientation kicks in and I remember that I identify as requiring a wheelchair today
>I wheel into the center aisle and keep my eyes locked on the professor as I let out a gutteral growl
>GRRRRRRR
>and bare my teeth back at her
>The professor glances down at her notes and realizes that she has forgotten I am actually a wolf trapped in a crippled man's body trapped in an able-bodied woman's body
>The professor closes her lips to hide her teeth and lies down on the ground, exposing her abdomen in an act of submission
>I return to my desk, having established my dominance

#70 I'm not interested in people whom I find less attractive than myself. Seriously, I just can't.