#93 http://www.theonion.com/articles/college-graduate-first-person-in-family-to-waste-1,35241/


This is my life. #NORSY.

#92 I kind of feel bad when I use the restroom right after the janitors clean it because it's like "Hey, I appreciate your work, but I'm about to shit all over it"

#91 I would like to apologize to the individuals I've treated poorly since I've been at Macalester. My insecurities about my own flaws and weaknesses lead me to take my frustration out on others, both actively and passively. I would cut myself, but I don't keep anything sharp for that reason. I try to be kind and considerate, but I don't have an outlet for my feelings. It isn't an excuse for my actions, but rather my explanation for them.

#90 I am genuinely disappointed that Mac-Missed-Connections is obsolete now that Friendsy exists.

#89 I just wish somebody would describe me as 'fucking hot.' No, I don't want you to tell me I'm beautiful, worthy, intelligent; for once in my life I just want to be fucking hot.

#88 I really like when food falls down my shirt and lands on my chest because then I feel like my boobs are actually just GIANT tables.

#87 I think it's pretty cool how the 'free market' is incapable of sustaining itself without government intervention

#86 I'm a Cisgendered white fem*le. Tortoisekin. Disabled. Singlet. Gainer. Vegan. Feminist. Fat activist. Pansexual. Demiplatonic. Aromantic. Asensual, but I have to hide it because my parents think i'm faking it for attention. Sometimes when Lia (Ageless. Fairy. Mysterious and magical. Brownish blonde hair with gold and silver streaks. Pale blue skin with pinkish hue on cheeks, knees, and elbows. Doesn’t need to eat but enjoys cold fruits and water. Pacifist. Serene and somewhat quiet. Curious. Knows the meaning of dreams. Can talk to animals.) is fronting, she makes me preform wiccan cleansing rituals. Does anyone know where i can buy sage incense