#228 As a graduating senior, this video speaks to me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T24DPU-hkJM

#227 This school makes me feel like I'm a hardcore conservative.

#226 I wish platonic hand jobs were a thing.

#225 I constantly want to steal those clothes-hangers down by the Loch

#224 A while ago, I was masturbating with an egg and I was just about to orgasm when all of a sudden my vagina kind of sucked it up. It was like a vacuum, and not a regular vacuum. It was like a hoover or a dyson. You know, the ones where the advertisements talk about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my vagina is like dyson. I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out the egg but it wouldn't come out. So the other day I was working out in the LC and the egg fell out! I was too afraid to take it out in front of everyone. So I waited until I got back to my room and when I did, the egg was hardboiled!! My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water. It hardboiled an egg! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do. A couple hours later, my roommate was eating an egg salad sandwich.

#223 I still feel like I have no friends here, and when I try to talk to people, their body language shoots me right down. It's really getting to me and I don't know what to do.

#222 You know, I've really been enjoying all the Anime confessions on here lately.

#221 Le1f is pretty bad.