#313 Humans of Macalester...SPARE ME the indulgent ass bullshit of mostly overprivileged peeps. Can we have some originality here?! Humans of New York? Hell yeah. Humans of Chicago, San Fran, Colorado, Alabama, Arkansas. Sure. But fucking Macalester?! Sure, we gotta get the diverse bunch of 2000 students and get them on a facebook page. YALL, IT'S OKAY TO HAVE SOMETHING ORIGINAL THAT'S NOT YOURS. DON'T HAVE THAT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS SYNDROME AND TAKE OVER SHIT THAT'S NOT YOURS!!!!

#312 Talk so much about this damn show, you might as well call me Shill la Shill

#311 If I ask everyone I found attractive on a date, about what percent of the time might I get a "sure"?

#310 Why is Spin the Bottle not a thing in college?

#309 Does Macalester monitor torrenting?
Like, can I get caught illegally downloading stuff here?

#308 Everyone at Macalester just loves telling other people to check their privilege. It's like the opposite of asking each other whose dick is bigger. "I have less privilege than you, so I win."

#307 I genuinely feel bad for straight men. Standards of masculinity must hurt them so much more than they can show

#306 Sometimes I whisper slurs at the squirrels.