#409 So this is a thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzCHcMKyDc
and Mac should have one... "I'm a Scott" anyone? Brainstorm lyrics below!

#408 I have it all figured out. Once I create my highly successful Tv show, I will cast Emma Watson as the female lead. I know she's a film star, but she'll be so enchanted by the wit, and intelligence of the script, that it would be difficult for her to turn down the role. I will use this show as a catalyst to get close to Emma, and slowly have her fall into my charm. We'll eventually get married and move to a humbly massive estate in New England, and live happily ever after... Yes, my vision is so clear and just like Gatsby's vision of love, it shall all work out perfectly in the end.

#407 Comparing Israel to Apartheid South Africa is like comparing Japanese-American Internment Camps to the Holocaust.

#406 I'm scared as fuck to graduate. About one third of my life so far has been school, and it pains me to know it won't be there anymore.

#405 Something needs to be done about this toaster situation ASAP

#404 “No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”
-Socrates

#403 The only times I truly feel attractive are when I choose to sexualize myself (in the hopes that others will sexualize me).

#402 Didn't even bother to go to founders day, heard it was whack as hell