If I'm looking for shade, I go to the Turk bench or Mac Confessions.

Andie Wilhelm is incredibly funny, smart and beautiful but I'm way to afraid to ask her out

ok how about: "Socialism doesn't work" counterpoint: uhhh...

and no ... social democracy =/= socialism, sorry Nordic countries..

I find it so rude and disrespectful when people are on facebook, writing emails, watching movies etc during an entire class period and never paying any attention to the professor, especially when it's in a class of like 10 people. It's totally obvious to the professor when your nose is buried in the computer and you haven't looked at them at all. It's even more obvious (and incredibly distracting) to students next to you and behind you. I get it, you're bored, but what an expensive hour spent not learning anything: you're literally paying money for this!

I REQUIRE YOUR FINEST HAMBURGER! WITH A SIDE OF THE FRENCH FRIES!

"You're better than American trash. You're like Sweden's trash."

tonight, someone called me daddy in bed.

Just had sex with a guy who jerked off three times before coming to fuck me. this isnt a thing right???