#473 "Well maybe this orgy wouldn't be so bad if people didn't try to fuck with Big Meaty Cocks!"
"What did you say punk?"
"Big...Meaty..Cocks!"
"Well these cocks ain't just for attracting mates!"
"Bring it on Old Man! Bring it on!"

#472 high on meth right now. judge, haters.

#471 If I graduate and see my options are:
a) door knock for minimum wage for "progressive" causes or
b) go to North Dakota, get a job on an oil rig and make 40g/yr

... then I won't be knocking on doors anytime soon.

#470 I bet a bunch of you erasing misappropriative fucks went out and got shitfaced while wearing green yesterday. Yep, that's all my heritage is - daydrinking & debauchery. Let's completely ignore the religious and cultural significance that the day holds for me & my people. I hope you die, you oppressive scum

#469 Russia still claims to not have invaded Crimea...that its forces there are actually local self-defense units who happened to acquire Russian uniforms...and radios, armored vehicles, tactics and doctrines and everything else. Seriously though, where does one even buy 10,000 uniforms? Is Costco selling Russian uniforms now?

#468 I have so many professors that I want to talk to and be friends with, but I'm such a shitty student that I'm ashamed to even look at them now.

#467 I think I might be morally opposed to abortions, although I strongly think they should be legal and safe.

#466 I need your help for a project. The improv group I co-chair, Breakfast for Dinner, is looking to host the first ever Minnesota College Improv Festival in late April at the University of Minnesota, Morris. We've made several attempts to get into contact with other MN college troupes but have come up short.

SO, if there is an improv theater group on your campus or you have the contact information for a MN College group PLEASE let me know by emailing me at slett118@morris.umn.edu, it would be so appreciated!