#551 I want to become a super rich alumn and set up a fund that can only be used to buy non-athlete PFs air mattresses so they don't feel like shit when they learn their athletic counterparts don't have to sleep on the ground. Especially if their host has a roommate that is hosting an athlete PF and they have to sleep right next to the mattress and silently cry themselves to sleep thinking about how the utopian school they had envisioned was a lie and they will never be equal to their athletic counterparts.

And also buy like a big house and stuff...

#550 It bothers me how many people assume that I'm a misogynist because I'm a male athlete.

#545 minority status is just a line-drawing exercise

#546 This one time at band camp I pooped in my friend's trumpet and then never told him

#547 One time I peed on my roommate's fridge.... and then made him clean it up

#548 did anyone else notice there is no confession 500?

#549 I saw a bunch of guys from
Broty run out into summit, an rescue an injured baby rabbit. They took it back, nursed it back to health, and jerryrigged training wheels to it assist in the physical therapy sessions the floor gave as a unit.

#543 I love my parents