#575 Fuck people who coast on group projects.

#574 Sometimes I think I'll be forever alone, like people always say,
sitting on the old back porch, whiling the time away.
Sure, it's true I haven't been too successful with the opposite sex--
but it's not as if I'm a deformed kumquat, full of chicken pecks.
As of yet I've never had a girlfriend, and who knows if that will change
I advance in years, hopefully not in tears, but still I hide my rage.
Most of us wish to be wanted, loved by someone else,
and not to be a dusty book forgotten on a shelf.
I do not have all the answers, and neither does society-
yet still I hope that out there somewhere, there is just one for me.
-a perfectly normal kumquat

#573 I wish I could find a guy here at Mac that would appreciate a girl who likes heavy metal and headbang with me.

#572 I have a secret desire to mess with and confuse all the PFs. all of them. Can't wait for spring samplers:) HAHAHAha.

#571 I hope it snows 25 feet so we can all be buried in snow and I can jump of Dupre into the snow and the world will be snow and everybody will happy. Oh, and it should happen on the day of the first spring sampler.

#570 I brush my teeth with candy canes.

#569 My confession is that I hate literally 90% of you and would rather light dynamite off from my asshole than see you every single time I step outside of the normal fucking environment provided by my normal fucking "college" dorm room and have to see you frolicking across the snowy paths of this unsuitable-for-habitation "college" campus…. WOW I FEEL BETTER

#568 I like various musical genres and artists. I usually listen to whatever I'm in the mood for.