#675 the girl i'm sitting next to is a psycho

#675 It's so frustrating that plenty of athletes got their preferred study abroad semester but the rest of us got moved around.

#675 She smiles, I smile
She walks, no she glides softly by me changing night into day
She opens her mouth to speak, and so sounds ring in my head
She speaks, and I want to dance to her rhythm
She moves ever so gently, increasing my desires,
Desires to place my arms around her waist,
Hold and squeeze unto me,
I want to melt into her body, and discover the base of her warmth
Her beautiful black body that, no human mind could ever conceive
She’s love She’s truth She’s real, as real as the stars that shine in the heavens
As real as the sun that bathes her body,
As real as the moon that glows and the birds that sing and the rose
That blossoms in spring for she is that rose
And not just any rose,
But a black rose,
Black rose stands tall and stronger than any other plant
A black rose, that stands as creator, of nations of Black rose
That never loses her petals, and blossoms all year round
Black rose,
Sweet rose,
Thornless rose Eternal rose
Please look my way,
Please look my way
Please look my way Black rose

#675 The lack of paper towels on this campus has really just made me stop washing my hands.

#675 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fStyBZfPNE&list=PLCEE27FBF7BA5E84F

#674 All you shit-heads (rightfully) complain about MPIRG and their bs funding stream then only 109 of you actually go out and vote no. Come on.

#674 Pete Ferderer once thumb wrestled the invisible hand... and won

#674 I feel like to have to be intentionally non-PC sometimes just so I can distinguish my own will within the Macalester river of discourse. I don't even have a problem with being PC, generally, but I have this fear that if I don't fight the current it'll sweep me away and I'll forget how to swim.