#676 I immanentized the eschaton. It was totally worth the body count.

#676 I think I'm single-handedly bringing back Friendsy. You're all welcome.

#676 I'm trying to bang one guy from every varsity sport at Mac. Guys in more than one don't count.

#676 Did I seriously watch a U.S. Marine Corps officer get booed on campus? Yes, I did. You don't know them, why they joined or what they do. Did they get a full ride to college that opened the possibility of a degree? Are they a linguist trying to break down barriers? It doesn't really matter. Hate the war. Don't join the military. Don't dare spit on or denigrate a veteran for their service to our nation, unless you have made an equal sacrifice.

#676 Whoever is writing the WMCN e-mails is making me hate being a DJ and resent WMCN as an org, and I doubt I'll sign up again next year. I understand that you're upset that some people have been unprofessional, but when you sign your e-mail "Fuck you" you're not only being a hypocrite, you're being a bad person. I used to love the radio.

#675 As a non-athelete I have to say, just because Scotball organizers did not hang enough signs or put the event in the daily piper, does not mean that athletes are privileged students who want to keep non-athlete students out. It just means that the organizers did a poor job advertising. Pretty sure no one knew about Relay for Life this year either and I don't hear people complaining about that. Don't turn poor advertising into something that it is not. The event was really fun!

#675 Why can drunk women still be held responsible for drunk driving?
I thought they weren't responsible for the decisions they make while drunk.

#675 What do girls actually think about bro tanks?