#749 I stayed in the library until closing for the first time. When the lights went out, I was so afraid of the sudden darkness that I nearly pissed myself.

#748 I started replacing references to the patriarchy or the kyriarchy with the Illuminati and realize there is really no difference. Believing invisible groups are out to get you and control people with no real evidence beside random connections.

#747 Someone once asked me what's the point of tagging things online, so that people can get used to that, and then go out in the real world and get shit on. I replied, it's because the people who care about trigger warnings don't go out into the real world. They stay on their computer all day on tumblr and sites like it, and so everything that could possibly offend them can be tagged

#746 #ln(1.4560)/2

I got a 24 on my ACT and had 3.2 GPA, yet still shit on these exams, standardized testing and GPA are clearly not good indicators of college success... *Mic Drop

#745 Dear roommate, I dipped your toothbrush in toliet water... Enjoy strep throat...

#744 NEVER CHOOSE THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE LIBRARY FOR CLOSING.
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You can't imagine the sexy things I've seen...

#744 My favorite superhero is Space Ghost.

#743 Andrea Smith on Privilege

http://andrea366.wordpress.com/2013/08/14/the-problem-with-privilege-by-andrea-smith/