#786 There is a special place in hell for people who are unable to walk with flip-flops without making annoying sounds.

#786 Signs placed between the campus center and library are inspiring and have set a powerful example for this school.

#785 I am a senior. One other senior is married, and more are engaged. And I'm just sitting here, masturbating.

But seriously, I think its really weird how a number of my friend seem to be settling down in relationships and getting ready to get married. I still have never had a serious relationship and I cannot believe there are some people my age ready to settle down.
And I'm still just sitting here, masturbating.

#784 There was only one road back to L.A. - U.S. Interstate 15. Just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo. Then onto the Hollywood Freeway, and straight on into frantic oblivion. Safety. Obscurity. Just another freak, in the freak kingdom.

#784 I cannot express how glad I am that I will probably never talk to my roommate ever again.

#784 Overheard outside the campus center, when people were handing out free ice cream:
"What flavors do you have?"
"Chocolate"
"That's it?"
The degree to which some people on this campus are spoiled brats is downright embarrassing.

#783 People want me to treat all humans equally? This is some racist consurvitive bullshit.

#782 Vitamin P is honestly the best rapper not only at Macalester, but throughout the world