Friday, 09 May 2014 10:36 AM
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#787 I've developed the ability to separate my thoughts such that I can analyze the societal implications of my porn while jerking off at the same time. Thanks Macalester!
Thursday, 08 May 2014 08:33 PM
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#787 shoutout to the people in the bigelow lobby watching dumb anime at a ridiculous volume, y'all are finals week dicks.
Thursday, 08 May 2014 06:04 PM
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#787 I really don't want more all-gender bathrooms installed on campus!
Thursday, 08 May 2014 02:28 PM
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#787 I can't find jay jay the jet plane porn and it's making me sad
Thursday, 08 May 2014 02:13 PM
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#787 There's a chance that I'm one of the two males who "were mocking the installation about black females a mere hours after it was put up." I sincerely believe what they're doing is brave and important. I also sincerely believe that humans are self-deluding sacks of shit and that agreeing with something and finding it inspirational and beautiful and powerful does not preclude me from finding it cosmically absurd.
And now I'm gonna go dream of hanging myself. Have a good summer everybody.
Thursday, 08 May 2014 11:30 AM
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#787 All gender bathrooms = pooping bathrooms
Thursday, 08 May 2014 08:19 AM
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#787 I just watched Jabari find a $10 bill on the ground of cafe mac. He looked around and nobody claimed it, so he walked over and gave it to Harold. What a good fucking dude.
Thursday, 08 May 2014 07:05 AM
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#787 Fuck your packing needs I'm just trying to horde as many free boxes as possible to make an epic fort!