#801 To the guy who gave me gonorrhea...thanks boo ;)

#801 Fuck the white savior complex & guilt. I'm joining Blackwater.

#801 >at bar
>drinking, kind of drunk but not quite there yet
>chick goes to pay her tab, is next to me, has massive tits and is wearing a low cut top, i just stare at them in a classy surreptitious way so i can have fap material for later on
>don't want to acknowledge her or say hello to her in any kind of way, i don't want to give her the satisfaction
>i guess she starts to notice
>crosses her arms as the bartenderess closes her tab up, obfuscating her breasts from my vision

mind you i wasn't totally staring her down like an autist. just sneaking a peak here and there for two seconds at a time.

why do women dress like street walkers then get mad when we look at them?

are women even human?

i wish i was a cock sucker, i truly hate women

#801 Whenever you are thinking about getting piercings just remember, the wider the gauge the lower the wage.

#801 I laughed at the ending of Marley and Me.

#801 Next semester I am bringing my Easy Bake Oven to campus. Best idea ever.

#801 Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Madara. I'm talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan and with rikidou techniques, his Gunbai, a Perfect Susano'o and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he also has mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu.

#801 Single mothers are the biggest problem facing America. 63% of youth suicides are from Fatherless homes, 90% of all homeless and runaway children are from fatherless homes, 85% of children that exhibit behavioral disorders come from fatherless homes, 80% of rapists with motivated with displaced anger come from fatherless homes, 71% of all high school drop outs come from fatherless homes, 70% of juveniles in state institutions come from fatherless homes, 85% of all youths sitting in prison come from fatherless homes. How can we let single mothers destroy the youth of America?