I'm drunk again and I still love Geography. Huge shout out to Dan Trudeau who ruined my life with all this reading, but I guess it's okay because he's the bees knees.

My asshole ex almost posted my nudes on my Mac class page before I came here.

So not a single judge said a word about it being unconstitutional when Carter tried to withhold Federal money to States when States would not raise their speed limits to 55. Not a single judge said a word about it being unconstitutional when Obama said he would stop giving federal $ to states who would not go along with his transgender bathroom policies...but now according to a CA judge (appointed by Obama), it is illegal for Trump to refuse to give States federal $ if they were a sanctuary city. Such a joke and a double standard. #Trumpderangementsyndrom

All I want to do these days is scream and break things.

The Forrest Gump soundtrack is the greatest of all time

I tell my roommates I don't pee in our shower (I totally do).

IF MAC GOP STARTED A TURNING POINTS USA CHAPTER I WOULD START TAKING THEN SERIOUSLY

I'm happy with my boyfriend but I find myself missing my ex sometimes