#963 I can't wait for all the white people with maybe one black friend going to Dear White People and talking about how interesting it is, or how it really meant something. Motherfucker, YOU are the people it is talking about. Basically everybody white at Macalester is like that, they just don't think they are. Yes even the black people at Mac, they aren't really black

#962 I feel really guilty and white for saying this but.... I like Renaissance Fairs.....

#961 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY5Ug1OW5O4 can all the social justice warriors and all the conservatives and pretty much every group on campus fight to the death already? This school really needs a bloodbath. Btw conservatives get dibs on Stonewall Jackson's ghost.

#960 Ah, the schizophrenia of our modern, enlightened society, where "flirting" and "harassment" are the same thing, but depend on whether or not the person doing the talking was attractive. Sounds horrifying. I'd seriously rather die than quit my habit of social withdrawal.

#959 There is nothing funnier to me than watching a grown man cry because his favorite team lost a soccer match.

#958 So there's this one girl who clearly has feelings for me, but although I would consider her a friend, I'm not interested in a relationship. What should I do in this scenario?

#957 SUBMIT TO CHANTER! SUBMIT, YE REBELS! SUBMIT, AND BE SAVED! I DO SAY, SUBMIT THYSELF TO CHANTER! All I can picture when I read "Submit to Chanter" are really odd things, like an Egyptian guy whipping some slaves or something. SUBMITTT

#956 I like the new Cafe Mac chocolate chip cookies.