#987 I'm from a small country. I love my country. I love my people. Even though English is not my first language, I keep practicing English crazily. I keep pushing myself emotionally, mentally and physically. Though I'm not the smartest person in the world, I strongly believe I will make it. My dream will eventually come true. I want to master English to make my country stronger. Can you guys please help me improve my English?

#986 Weyerhaeuser Chapel should be renamed "The Carousel". Firstly, because the building is round like a carousel, and secondly because the CRSL is already an abbreviation for Carousel.

#985 I don't even know if you'll see this. But I still care about you way more than I care about myself, even though you assaulted me. I want the best for you even more than I want the best for myself. Things like this aren't talked about enough on campus, especially being close to the perpetrator. I just wish you hadn't kept making me feel like it was my fault. I still do feel like it was.

But despite everything, you are a good person. The best person I know. Despite everything. You did a bad thing but I still look up to you.

And I forgive you.

#984 sometimes I think I'm alone in a bathroom, and then I hear someone start to grunt from behind the stall door like their life depends on it

#983 sometimes I wonder if my housemates know I regularly pee in our shower

#982 Last night I started cutting myself for the first time, and I've never felt better.

#981 This summer I had a one night stand with a girl and she dared me to put jalapenos on my schlong so I dared her to do the cinnamon challenge while giving me head. my dick burned so bad an she was coughing so bad that she shat herslf and we both had to ask her roommate to drive us to the hospital.

#980 I started drinking antifreeze instead of alcohol because it tastes better and is cheaper, plus I don't have to worry about getting carded. The guy behind the counter at AutoZone has started giving me weird looks though.