#1003 I think its fucked up that Women's sports do not list athlete weight... Makes no sense to me, men are just as self-conscious... SMH

#1002 You're fucking up with my mind... You care about the personality of the girl, but I see you hooking up with different girls almost every week.

#1001 It really scares me that on a friday night I always feel like the loneliest person. I have good friends, great friends, people who I truly absolutely trust. but yet somehow come 11:00 I always feel so alone perhaps its because I'm not trying hard enough to not be alone but I don't know I have this sinking feeling always and truly it scares meto think that I won't be able to rid myself of it.

#1000 I've seen the pictures, SSERBA doesn't shoot real guns. You call a .22 with a banana clip an "assault rifle"?? Yeah, okay, just proves y'all know nothing about guns and are just looking for a way to overcompensate for something

#999 What's the appropriate etiquette if you're at a friend's house and you clog the toilet but don't want to tell them because you're embarrassed about how much you pooped? this has happened to me multiple times...

#998 Hello everyone, I just want to dedicate this post to all the amazing professors at Macalester. I'm a senior and in less than a year, I will be graduating. I'm just so grateful to all the professors who have supported and taught me so much during those 3 years.

#997 can we please liberate the damn rock already? Like, I get Carlton stole it once, but burying it seems dumb.

#996 i realy want to have sex ON the bell. whos gonna join me!?? ;)