#1171 I wasn't a huge fan of "Fail harder," but in retrospect its better than "never stop yearning." That's might as well be "don't stop believing" which would actually be pretty good, in a campy sort of way.
Really, the senior motto (force fed to them by the CDC, I know) should be a picture of Morgan Freeman smiling and the words "good luck."

#1162 You must be Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, because you're #1.

#1170 How about we DONT assume people's parents pay their tuition?

#1169 Everytime I go to Scotty's I notice another color on the walls.

#1168 To the person I was talking to on friendsy chitchat the other day: I'm really sorry you got bad news! Please talk to someone if you feel that it will help. people care! I hope you make it through okay.

#1167 I'm dating someone right now and I like them too much and it scares me, because we're really different people and what if the only reason I like them is because the sex is nice?

#1166 I think it's a cop out when professors assign groups to teach the class for a day.

#1165 Uhhh...not really a confession but I just wanna say THANK YOU SO MUCH to the person who turned in the tote bag I dropped outside of Markim. My notebook had all of my capstone notes and I would have been DEVASTATED. <3 <3 thank u x 100000000