#1299 Why does everyone go to the Park before the weekend? What's this Park and what do people do there? #FOMO

#1298 Everyone in the room across the from the Wallace 3 quad is also bae.

#1297 Everyone in the Wallace 3 quad is bae.

#1296 I think Mac Confessions has severely dropped in quality since my arrival here at Macalester a few years ago. Can we not think up witty comments without being offensive or absurd? Come on Mac. Step it up.

#1295 So there's this girl. She's of Indian descent and wears the most fashionable of apparel. Medium height, slender, and sharpest of minds. In my opinion, she could make an excellent Prime Minister of Macalester College Student Government. Who's with me? Let's make it happen!

#1294 streaked down the halls of dupre by myself #getonmylevel

#1293 slept with my best friends mom while listening to trap.... am i going to hell

#1292 For some time now, I've thought about what I want to do before I die. I've listed off a number of things in different categories. Inevitably, sexual acts became a category of their own. One of these "acts" was to make out with a girl while she's peeing. Not that I'm fetishizing female urination, but I thought it would be interesting to experience the intimacy of kissing with another action that is nearly always done alone. I've never successfully convinced someone to help me with this bucket list item, but I've come close a few times. Anyone care to assist?