Tuesday, 09 December 2014 11:01 PM
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#1339 Every time I see Ariana Grande I feel like a pedophile.
Tuesday, 09 December 2014 10:16 PM
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Tuesday, 09 December 2014 09:35 PM
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#1337 STEM majors do it better.
Tuesday, 09 December 2014 09:32 PM
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#1336 I become sexually aroused when Cafe Mac has pears.
Tuesday, 09 December 2014 07:44 PM
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#1335 i think cheese might be the most satisfying thing in my life right now.
Tuesday, 09 December 2014 02:43 PM
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#1334 finals is constantly muttering "fuck" to yourself under your breath.
Tuesday, 09 December 2014 02:12 PM
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#1333 I should probably stay away from people I want to punch.
Tuesday, 09 December 2014 12:19 PM
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#1332 My person walks on the sidewalk and I walk in the snow; I can't see my path but my person can see theirs; my person went ahead, I got left behind- now I wonder if I'm a bad human, but I know I've done nothing wrong.