#1411 Forgetting to poop and then almost shitting yourself during your final, 0/10 would not recommend.

#1410 Mac compliments should be an anonymous page not a FB profile. So u know know 1 knows ur compliments

#1409 Sometimes, I'm struck by hearing love songs, and reflect for a moment on how wonderful it must be to be in love. Then I resume masturbating furiously because my hand is the only lover I have.

#1408 What does "Bump!" mean? I see it everywhere yet have no clue what people are referring to.
#confusedsophomore

#1407 You know what sucks? Loving someone so much it hurts, and being stuck here studying for finals when all you can think about is spending time with them.

#1406 So what is with the ongoing competition between Macalester students of who can get the least amount of sleep? Is there a reason so many people brag about this? If anything I feel like if you're able to get sufficient sleep each night you're just better at managing your time than the braggers.

#1405 At one point your parents put you down and never picked you back up.

#1404 why am i tempted to watch all the kardashian videos online? i hate the family but it's so goddamn entertaining