Sunday, 28 December 2014 08:59 PM
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#1451 All I want is to marry a red-haired Muslim Irish girl and scoop her up on my flying unicorn-zebra as we ride off into a sunset that looks like Ron Swanson. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK, CRUEL WORLD?
Sunday, 28 December 2014 01:26 AM
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#1450 regular reminder that you can't Flim Flam the Zim Zam.
Saturday, 27 December 2014 09:24 PM
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#1449 I'm at the 10 yard line trying to turn the friend zone into the end zone.
Friday, 26 December 2014 03:26 PM
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#1448 I want a Britney Spears and Ke$ha Kagin.
I also want glitter.
That is all.
Friday, 26 December 2014 02:45 PM
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#1447 All I want for 2015 is to be happy and loved.
Thursday, 25 December 2014 12:50 PM
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#1446 realizing how much i take for granted the fact that at macalester very few people are going to force you to teach intent vs. impact 101 when you tell them it bothers you when they use the word "ghetto"
Tuesday, 23 December 2014 10:14 PM
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#1445 I dropped the last strip of bacon into the garbage can instead of the frying pan...
Tuesday, 23 December 2014 07:32 PM
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#1444 I'm transferring. Goodbye, Macalester.