#1467 I'm glad I'm still friends with my high school friends so I can turn the fuck up on new years. 9:30 and I'm drunk

#1466 I can breathe.

#1465 My dick just shriveled up and shit.

#1464 We started playing this game with our minds, then our hearts got involved, now our crotches are taking over.

#1463 I like to think a lot. I'm probably the deepest girl you've ever met.

#1462 Owen Wilson's nose in my ass crack.

#1461 I fantasize about doing it below the bell. Any takers? I'll PM anyone interested.

#1460 Can we talk about how instead of bullshit courses over J-Term Mac offers an EMT course that teaches students HOW TO SAVE LIVES? Much more valuable in my book than anything that could be learned over the 3 weeks studying academic type courses. Keep rocking it EMT's. We literally depend on you.