Saturday, 17 January 2015 08:42 AM
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#1547 "M"s are the best. Name and things that start with "m," are just so good.
Friday, 16 January 2015 02:44 PM
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#1546 For a college that is supposed to promote internationalism, it's bullshit that the SARC randomly rejected my proposal to study abroad.
Friday, 16 January 2015 01:25 PM
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#1545 halleleujah I can't wait to hotbox that new quinzee
Thursday, 15 January 2015 10:13 PM
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#1544 I wonder what it's gonna be like being an old straight dude meeting women and thinking "if I was young, I'd ride that booty all night but now I can hardly piss by myself so it's nice to meet you"
Thursday, 15 January 2015 10:08 PM
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#1543 If I commit a crime and there's a witness, the only thing they're gonna remember and say is "damn. The kid had perfect eyebrows"
Wednesday, 14 January 2015 06:12 PM
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#1542 What are some easy classes I can register for this spring? Looking to get a higher GPA...
Wednesday, 14 January 2015 06:10 AM
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#1541 picked up a girl at a bar the other night. i started with "my name is OP. I take he, him, his."

Tuesday, 13 January 2015 08:18 AM
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#1540 I've seen so many confessions lately glorifying weird thinking. Damn sons, my weird thinking only ever got me sent to therapy and weird looks...tl:dr- shhhh snowflakes, everyone's fucking weird. Brains are weird.