#1595 You ended things between us after the best month of my college career. I still want/miss you but you won’t even acknowledge me on campus. I sometimes wonder if you miss me, too, but I doubt it. And sometimes I just want to text you and say “hey”. Thankfully I’m leaving after this semester. Counting down the months to May...

#1594 LITTLE BAMBOO. I have a question for you. Why did you change? Are you still Drew?

#1593 Something positive is that I'm doing way better in my classes this semester than last semester.
Something negative is that I don't think I'll have anyone to room with next year.
But hey, at least I'm not doing horrible in my classes like last semester, right?

#1592 I always appear cheerful in front of people, not because I do not have problems but because I am just good at hiding that I have been depressed for who knows how long. Whenever someone says "I wish I could be happy like you," I just smile and walk away and whisper "No, you do not want to be like me."

#1591 When I go to Kagins, I can't make myself approach women there, because I feel gross and predatory, but I realllllyyy want to hook up with someone. I'm seriously horny.

#1590 Dead humanities majors,
I don't know what it is about German literary theory that makes you feel the need to clip your toenails in class, but please stop. Frankly, I'm amazed. You people are throwing those down as fast as we can clean them up. What, does studying Russian folklore result in fast-growing toenails? Either way, you are gross. Please stop, we're begging you.
Sincerely,
The (student) custodial staff

#1589 Mac Confessions hasn't been updated in a while. #WorseThanHitler.

#1588 Bump: http://macalester-missed-connections.tumblr.com/