#1611 The Incredibles is such a great movie.

#1610 really though what the heck do I do about birth control?? every single option seems to have some awful drawback and i'm gettin frustrated

#1609 Does anyone else ever pretend their dick is a stick shift on a car and move it around like they're shifting gears?

#1608 I'm pretty sure my family thinks I'm gay. I'm not though, just generally romantically inept and/or too lazy to put the effort in to have a relationship. I'm glad they're not prejudiced about it, but am dreading the awkward conversation I'm eventually going to need to have with them.

#1607 We aren't compatible you say? Well it's because you're a dick with no social skills.

#1606 Having multiple glasses of milk and not brushing my teeth before bed is about baseline level turnt for a Thursday night

#1605 How does anyone have time to figure out logistics to make out. #2busy2fuck

#1604 Dead Carnegie majors,
The next time you people decide to have a "let's throw nerds all over the goddamn room" party, please invite us.
Sincerely,
Mac (student) custodial staff