#1635 Don't let the weather chill your passion. Don't let the pre-Valentine's hype crush your spirit. Let it out. For every instance of awkward eye contact. Never forget. http://macalester-missed-connections.tumblr.com/

#1634 The greatest trick the Mandango ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist... and like that, he's gone.

#1626 I can't believe I have to trim my nose hairs this much. I'm too young for this shit.

#1633 i like my men a little chubby

#1632 Olin Rice should be renamed the center of positivism studies

#1631 I think its hot when women use their hair to make it look like they have a mustache.

#1630 If you're from a big city, is going to Des Moines to hook up sex tourism?

#1629 Who in this school, or even in the whole world, doesn't have problems? Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway, pissing themselves? Who doesn't drink too much sometimes or who doesn't have a puff from time to time? And who doesn't have problems with the people they love? This is our home. This is our community. I am the Mandango, and *I am your confessions supervisor!*