#1651 My roommate got a goldfish over Thanksgiving, even though I really, really hate fish. I know that bastard watches me in my sleep, so every night when I come home, I pour as much vodka as I can into its bowl. I wish it would just hurry up and die already.

#1650 My roommate and I found some lovely high school boys on DP last night. We brought them to our house poured them a shot, a beer, and then proceeded to smoke them out. Half of them puked. Can't wait to be the only 22 year old to attend prom

#1649 Can Macalester have a senior prize for biggest skater? Maybe I should start a cash prize for whichever senior graduates having done the least work and least effort while at Mac. That'll show those damn overachievers.

#1648 Happy Valentine's Day to all my homies out there. http://www.vaseline.us

#1647 Are you an ideal financial loan? Because you appear to have absolutely no interest.

#1646 www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1tFbZ5kaY8

#1645 And as long as I'm getting my rants out about radicalism at Mac and Mac Missed Connections - let me get another thing straight: this is a campus that kicked off freaking Wells Fargo (yeah I'm sure that really did a number on the foreclosures, huh?) but yet have never gone after the administration about the strict ass meal plan or lodging rules (of having a meal plan while living on campus and having to live on campus for the first two years of college). Are you freaking kidding me. Not everyone fits into the cookie cutter mold where they can eat the food they offer at Mac (me being one of them so don't tell me they have "options for everyone"). And I'm also one where I need to take care of family members so I can't live on campus. Don't give me the bullshit where there are exceptions because the amount of money I'm paying versus the hoops I have to jump through just to get a freaking meal or lodging accommodation is too damn high.

#1644 So let me get this straight: Mac Missed Connections is basically an anonymous posting of people creeping on people they have little kindergarten crushes on because they don't have the balls (or rather, the vagina - those things can take a freaking pounding . . . you tap balls and they throw up the white flag) just to ask that person on a date or give them that compliment? Is this campus just full of socially awkward, turtle shell kids or what? And yes I only mentioned balls and vagina. Please, I'm begging, go out of your way to get offended. Cue negative comments. Bite me.