#1675 Sometimes I fantasize about Brian Rosenberg bursting into my room and having his way with me because ITS found out I downloaded so much porn and he is threatening to send me to jail

#1674 do u feel numb yet
i do
but still
i wish u were back in my life
ain't ever missed someone so bad

#1673 I support President Obama, and I'm all for a "nuanced" view of foreign policy, but I lose respect for the integrity of our government every time I hear some state department spokesperson saying "violent extremism" or some other stupid euphemism when we all know what it really is.

#1672 Oh God, did I say that out loud?! Ehh. *Shrugs, puts on sunglasses, throws shade*

#1671 Dead Humanities Majors
This setup can’t be conducive to your learning environment.
You wanna go?

Yeah. Didn’t think so. Go clip your toenails.
Love,
The (student) custodial staff.

#1670 A lot of my favorite TV shows are featuring episodes with major characters suffering from loneliness and being single. This is why I should just stick to watching porn.

#1669 I'm asking this as a legitimate question: if you are gender non-conforming, is there another gender you identify with? Or just non-female/male? How many types of genders are there?

#1667 So here is a legitimate suggestion: we should recall our MCSG members that vote to get rid of kagins.