#1778 So many people at Founders Day that I looked at and thought "do you even go here?"

#1777 Don't worry if you can't get laid. Macalester will find a way to fuck you.

#1776 Harry Potter wasn't that good. It's all a bunch of conveniences in a magical world that has very little consistency to it. Voldemort is a dumbass, Hermione sucks at choosing mates, Ron is a whiny bitch, Harry and Ginny can't name children, Draco is a tryhard, Bellatrix is hot, and quidditch has no real point besides catching the snitch (and yes I'm aware of the game in the fourth book).

#1775 For my next computer, I think I might get a Macbook Bro.

#1774 Meggie Royer is teh best poet and also super attractive tbh

#1773 i'm on tinder because the women (and men, for that matter) at this college are undateable

#1772 I hate my capstone class. A lot

#1771 I'm a senior. Over my four years, the total number of people here I know looks like a bell curve