#1912 Last semester was not easy academically and this semester has not been easier either. I'm constantly stressed and have no idea how everyone seems to get their work done, sleep, and have time to socialize!

#1911 Here is an analogy for you!

lint catcher : dryer :: belly button : human body

Have a great, lint-free day!

#1910 Sorry Macalester, but this page is right.

http://qz.com/334926/your-college-major-is-a-pretty-good-indication-of-how-smart-you-are/

#1909 You have said multiple times that you intend to attend a public presentation of mine. I would greatly prefer if you did not show up. How do I communicate this?

#1908 There is a special section of hell reserved for professors of Financial Accounting who send their students 20+ readings the weekend they are writing a 15 page research paper. This is an 100 level course. With all due respect, FUCK YOU

#1907 Our journeys and emotions are not the same. Do not judge me for the decisions I make post graduation and do not judge me for loving someone, no matter whether or not you think "I should be over it." It doesn't work that way and we do not feel the same way or choose the same things because we are not the same people.

#1906 When people would refer to arguments as "fallacious", I always thought they were saying "fellatious", as in, "that argument sucks dick". I like "fellatious" better.

#1905 I'm upset they put signs in Ollin-Rice because now the Class of 2019 won't know the experience of trying to find their class.