#1944 why won't anyone buy my mixtape

#1943 Unarmed white people get shot by police officers just like unarmed black people, the difference is that it never makes an media attention because it doesn't play into narratives. Hell, a few days after Michael Brown got shot a black police officer shot an unarmed white man, where was the outrage there? Maybe what everyone is saying is racism is really just a problem with the power of police officers, and they are creating a racist narrative around it to further their own causes.

#1942 Mac students be like "I have to walk all the way across campus!"*

*Reminds me off something....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie83EjPhFWg

#1941 I don't have air freshener so I've been spritzing my room with spray-on conditioner. I probably have the softest furniture on campus.

#1940 You know you're a slut when the dude fucking you has cum dripping out of his ass. <3

#1939 Me: "You know what the best thing is about these handcuffs? ... you'll never be able to get out of them."

Handcuffs break, I go soft

Fuck

#1938 It annoys me when people put their whole damn resume in their email signature.

#1937 It was really dumb how four skinny girls danced to 'All about that bass' at the APA show..