#2072 helloooo macalester, it is me, your overlord. haha..hi

#2071 i committed sexual intercourse with another slimy being in the fourth floor of the humanities building in the hallway of all places on a day not a year ago from this moment and i remember it so clearly it sticks in my mind like no other moment in my life i can remember every sensation i can remember every smell and every droplet and drip of goo but unfortunately our session was interrupted by a being over 100 times larger than i, a man, no other, than a custodian, one-hundred, (large) man was towering over us starting and leering at our place in the hallway and the production we were putting on for his eyes only in this hallway, no other, in the humanities building, and i tell you he did nothing other than take out a large can of, i swear, nothing other than black flag insect poison and motioned to the door and then began spraying we had no time in this hallway, of all places, no other than the hallway in humanities 4, and we scampered like no other, i tell you, no other place, than the hallway on the 4th floor of humanities, and we ran like hell and we escaped his spray but not unscathed we didnt no we didn't we were hit by a few raging, oozing, droplets of his stuff and we, let me tell you, felt it through our skeletons and legs, all 100 of them, and let me tell you, oh, it was an experience like no other, in what place other than the hallway of the fourth floor of the lovely building so called humanities, and we escaped, believe me, but just barely, from that wretched man and his can, but we did, let me tell you, and we made it, believe me, but just because of the advantage we had of being able to crawl away and up the walls of the very hallway because we are centipedes, no other, and the stain remains.

#2070 i had sex with a beautiful partner inside of the dumpsters behind the theater building and i have never had a more beautiful orgasm with a more beautiful partner apart from the one i had, there, inside of that dumpster, when i realized that there was a simple tomato slice resting on my shoulder i cannot communicate how powerful and unique this sexual experience was and i cannot fully explain it to you because i cannot speak english to humans or anyone else for that matter and i am unable to reveal my identity to you but i will tell you this i am an insect with 100 squelching squashing legs and two very large pincers and let me tell you i love nothing more than realizing that there is a tomato resting on my shoulder during consensual sex with a beautiful 100 legged parter because i am a centipede

#2069 hell ass damn why can't anyone submit confessions about cool stuff

#2068 Gee... I`ve spent a whole year at Mac and just realized that the group of buildings in Janet Wallace resembles a swastika.

#2067 It's really fucking stupid that people have to qualify themselves before speaking an opinion. "As a person suffering from mental illness i blah blah..." or "as a woman i yadda yadda yadda...". No. You are allowed to have an opinion about a group of people you don't belong to. You don't need any qualifications to justify your beliefs.

#2066 Christianity started out as an apocalypse cult and basically still is

#2065 I love how everyone is an open-minded liberal until they have to stick their kids in school.