#2096 To the savage that shaved their pubes while on the toliet... bravo... bravo...

#2095 To the swimmer who peed all over our bathroom floor and didn't clean up.


The North remembers.

#2094 Hurrah, it's that time of year when all that smelly-ass grass shows up like, "Hey, it's a beautiful day! You know what would make it stellar? If I fill your nostrils with my ungodly stench."

#2093 This campus needs more Maoists and Minnesota needs less landlords.

#2092 The sinks in the basement of Bigelow suck hamster cock.

#2091 Im a senior economics major looking to go into finance. Sometimes I wake up and cant convince myself that the commodity-form and the value-relation of the products of labour within which it appears have a connection with the physical nature of the commodity and the material relations. On days like that, I wont even get out of bed. Ill just lay there watching Tosh.0 and praying that when I wake up the market will once again completely obscure economic relations between objects and social relations between humans.

#2090 when you blend it, then you'll love it :--)

#2089 I've slept a lot of people trying to figure my life out, but I think I'm ready to admit to myself and everyone else that I'm ace... It's terrifying, though. If I (an ace) can't understand asexuality, how can I expect anyone else to?