#2279 Drunk me could get into a relationship. He's funny, outgoing, fun, and has tons of energy that provides hours of fantastic entertainment to his friends. Sober me could not get into a relationship. He's anxious, neurotic, overly opinionated, awkward and doesn't quite know how to anything more than nice to people. It's like I'm a sad version of captain underpants.

#2278 Do old people (37 + ) still have penises

#2277 very few qualities can entirely overtake my concept of a person's personality, bad breath is one of them.

#2276 Someone needs to write a biography about Paul Fischer's life. :)) He is literally the person with the most dramatic and exciting life. (If you need more resources, please check the emails he sends to his students) <3

P/S He is my favorite Chemistry professor.

#2275 Although I hate eye contact with strangers in the LC

#2274 I love eye contact with strangers

#2273 I haven't worn underwear in 5 mo

#2272 Troy Ikeda is the most majestic lion to ever prowl Macalester's campus.