#2327 I would rather burn in hell than sort out my utensils in Cafe Mac. Especially when the worker is gathering all the goddamn forks so you gotta hand them your nasty ass, curry covered ass fork. Like sorry boo idek what to do to make this easier for you, for me, for all of us.

#2326 There are too many Sams to keep track of...

#2325 When a boy fingers you and touches your IUD like chill ??

#2324 I'm a POC who doesn't like the term POC! I for some reason find it offensive that we categorize people into two groups: White and POC. But people say that it's very politically correct so I'm chilling but would love your opinion on this.

#2323 The people who smoke on campus are really rude. Like not only is it a smoke free campus but also you are forcing other people to breathe in your smoke

#2322 The year is 2024. In an alternate timeline to #2286, the student-athletes along with a coalition of meat-eating students won the Meatless Monday war of 2017. The curry station has been replaced with a protein powder dispensary. The veggie co-op has been replaced with the student-athlete lounge and class times are now scheduled around lifts and practices. Attendance at sporting events is now a gen-ed requirement.

#2321 Fun Fact: Sitting in the dark doing nothing will also reduce our carbon footprint!

#2320 When you're caught staring at someone cute...BY that person ??