#2455 Rock is the best Cafe Mac worker

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#2453 Communism and capitalism both have good ideas in theory but both have had major problems in every instance of their implementation. So I'm gonna be here like "pure capitalism is bad. Pure communism is also bad." Let's figure something out in between. And let's vote for it. Not kill people and break things about it.

#2452 For someone who preaches about treating women with respect, (he knows who he is) sure doesn't practice what he says. I wish other people would wake up and realize this.

#2451 I wish someone was genuinely interested in having sex for the purpose of getting better at sex (and for personal pleasure/stress relief) without any strings attached. Like practice makes perfect but I'm starting to believe that these types of relationships don't actually exist. Get out of your feelings and make love to me plz

#2450 I saw Hagrid in the MSCS department!

#2449 i snorted coke off someone's dick this weekend. 420 likes and i'll tell u who

#2448 When I buy sliced bread I don't eat the slices in order from one end to the other. I just randomly select slices from the middle.